If you are one of my friends that is involved in Zombism, Zombie Flash Mobs, or LDG, I have come up with a way for you to retain face and a modicum of acceptance from me:

EDIT: "...with regards to this whole zombie thing."

Eat brains.

I will cook them for us you (most likely not eat them myself unless I can obtain verified references that it is 100% safe)*, but you must eat a full entré serving. In exchange, I will stop berating you about the silliness.

If you do this, then you will obtain the right to call all other "Zombies" posers and feel great about yourself. Think of it like the people who are really into vampires and get fangs. Hell, if you want to be like the vampire kids who get their teeth shaved down, eat the brains raw! I highly recomend you also obtain a bag of dice and begin LARPing as the New Undead™.



*It has since been verified that done properly, brain eating should be safe and therefore I am happy to participate.

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First, I must apologize to all my dear friends who are caught up in the Zombie craze.

That being said, I'm over it.

I get it. With the brains. And the undead thing. I own the fancy Dawn of the Dead special edition on DVD. I love it.

Snakes on a Plane* lived a good year in anticipation of the movie. The movie came out. We had a blast. The meme died. Perfect.

The whole zombie thing is still alive and going steady. Why won't it die?



Pirates, Vampires, Zombies,... They are fun for a little while, but not this long. Why are all of my envelope pushing friends stuck in an unprogressive groove?

Sorry, but if you hadn't noticed I bore easily of the Same-Old-Same-Old.



*This is not meant to become an argument about whether you were a fan or hater; the meme was a strong and short lived meme and that is all that needs to be said here.

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